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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: ClubJenna’s Lollipoppers

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Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson has created, with ClubJenna Labs, a series of easily portable butt plugs that each make a pleasant "pop!" sound when you pull them out. Military veterans suffering from PTSD are also assured that there is nothing grenade-like about ClubJenna's Lollipoppers, so no evasive measures will be necessary.

Read our review after the gap. - GP

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I visited Tchukon Hunter at Mr. S Leather in San Francisco recently and was told a delightful story about Why Butt Plugs Have Handles. It concerned an old-skool handle-free plug that slowly disappeared up someone Hunter knew. "At the hospital, a Chinese lady with very small hands was the only person who could get it out," he said.

Well, the ClubJenna girls aren't rough and tumble leathermen, so their butt plugs come with dainty rings. I suppose if one pulled hard enough the rings would disengage, and our test kitchen was not equipped with the type of superstructure that would allow us to hold someone upside down from a Lollipopper ring, but the Lollipopper rings proved effective in removing the plug despite our test subject's amazing muscles in that area (we are unpublishing her number).

The Lollipoppers come in two varieties: smooth and ribbed (each version represented by ClubJenna stars like Jesse Capelli and Ashton Moore). Gawker Media recommends a full colorectal cleansing before use of these products, especially the ribbed version, else you won't know what you'll bring back into the light.

We're gross because we care.

· Doc Johnson (docjohnson.com)
· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)

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