Two of our favorite pornstresses will be clackety-clacking the parquet of gentlemens' clubs this week, and their advertising is patriotic. Lest we forget, however, freedom isn't free, and just paying lip service to the flag doesn't cut it in today's ultra-semiotic America. That is why Tera Patrick, sexily embodying the American Girl Next Door for her appearance at Crobar in Chicago, wins our hearts and pants. Though Courtney Cummz employs a martial font, her poster for tonight's appearance in Miami doesn't shout "Give 'Em Hell!" as much as it whimpers "Commute Scooter Libby".
· Tera Patrick (clubtera.com)
· Courtney Cummz (courtneycummz.com)
Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive