Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: “Squirts Ilustrated”

Director Axel Braun once famously (or at least said he) insured his squirt-coaxing hands with Lloyd's of London. Now, leaving the squirt harvest to others, Braun has delivered an energetic, if not always moist, movie.

Join us for snaps and rap after the gap.

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"I didn't know Mandy Patinkin was in this movie!"
No, but this guy is trying to evince some kind of pointilist representation a la George Seurrat through the medium of squirting.

Since Hustler keeps its copy writers shackled somewhere in the parking structure of the LFP building (that they have to pay to park in), we don't know who came up with the following descriptions of this female ejaculation/peeing/whatever epic:

"Gwen loves a stiff dick followed by a good gush!"
"Katrina can't stop spewing love juice!"
and, in desperation: "Bianca likes to splish-splash!"

Regardless, now our interns at Fleshbot West quiver in fear with our repeated cries of "Mach splishsplash!"

Not all of the ladies featured let fly gushes of "love juice"; some, like Bianca Dagger, merely emit a light sheen, if anything. Gwen Diamond and Jamie Tyler make up for this, however, but often have to do the job themselves.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Squirts Illustrated" (gamelink.com)