(Electrical Tape On) NippleWatch: Welcome To Sexopolis

We don't know why this woman is throwing gang signs what with her nips tied down, but she is here to remind you about Sexopolis, an August 31 party hosted by Ron Jeremy and Seymore Butts "featuring, burlesque, sexy demos, naughty happenings and a lingerie/pajama fashion show that will culminate in a porn star pillow fight." What are sexy demos? Might they mean demons? And aren't pillow fights supposed to be spontaneous, like the kind I used to have with Blair, Natalie, and Tootie?

Oh well. The event will be held at Hollywood's Henry Fonda Theatre, and event organizers promise that even Tom Joad would sport a choad.

· Sexopolis on MySpace (myspace.com)