Movies We Know Will Suck Dept.: “Lindsay HoHand”

While we admire - we guess - the ripped from the headlines go-getterness involved, a "XXX Sex Z porno" capitalizing on "Lindsay Lohan's recent troubles" and helmed by "Britney Rears" and "J Ho" genius Will Ryder just makes us long for the artistic integrity of a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes".

· "Paulina James to Play Lindsey Lohan in Sex Z Pictures Spoof" (avn.com)
· Sex Z Pictures (sexzpictures.com)