Rock Of Love’s Brandi C Is “In The VIP”

July 31, 2007
JONNO

Oh, Brandi C. We have to admit you're one of our favorite babes on "Rock Of Love", what with your little-girl voice and giant boobs and ditzy demeanor, and we hope Bret keeps giving you a backstage pass at the end of every episode so you can stick around for another couple of weeks. But we're a little concerned that people keep sending us sightings of porn clips you've appeared in (that giant tattoo on your belly makes you kind of hard to miss): after all, we all know what happened to Toastee once Flav heard about the dirty movies she made, and we wouldn't want you to meet a similar fate. (And yes, we know that Toastee eventually got her very own DVD released by a Major Porn Studio, but we're pretty sure no one watched it and we don't want anything like that to happen to you either.) We're just telling you all this because we care. Oh, and watch our for that Lacey. Something tells us she's bad news.