The Celebrator: Brush Your Way To A Better Orgasm

Who needs to buy one of those fancy electric vibrators when all you need to get your rocks off is something you're already used to putting in your mouth every morning? Enter the Celebrator, a plastic attachment that fits on the end of your battery-operated electric toothbrush in order to give it a "multifunctional and pleasant character" (you know, in case it's not multifunctional and pleasant enough already). Efficiency is apparently a big part of the product's intended appeal: apparently, "(w)omen usually have a lot of things/matters on their minds", so we guess having one less buzzing device to keep track of in one's medicine cabinet will allow making time for daily clitoral stimulation as easy as ... uh, brushing your teeth. Kind of makes you look at that whole vagina dentata thing in a whole new way, doesn't it?

· The Celebrator (toothbrush-vibrator.net, via sexblo.gs)
· See also: "Procter & Gamble Loves Clean Teeth, Hates Dirty Thoughts" (Jezebel)

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