Best Of Sex Advice: Bend Over And Take It Like A Man

Back by popular demand (ok, one dude wrote in), it's Best of Sex Advice! We assumed you people would have figured out how to behave yourselves by now, but it turns out that you're just as clueless as ever. It also turns out that there are a lot of straight guys out there who enjoy sticking things in their ass. Fingers, buttplugs, strap-ons ... anal action is like ... so hot right now. You've got other issues, too, but that seems to be what is on most folks' minds these days. Actually, now that we think about it, we may have the answer to that one question about sexual abbreviations. Who knows what S.E. stands for, but we've got a pretty good guess about what orifice it involves.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

IMy boyfriend likes stuff up his butt--really likes it. ... My boyfriend appreciated my efforts, but he wants me to thrust faster, deeper, and harder. Basically, he wants to be fucked like he's my prison bitch. Is this kind of "rough" anal sex safe?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Last night before leaving to drive back north, my wife kissed me goodbye and told me to make sure that I put all of my toys and junk away when I'm done. She is afraid there might be an emergency at the house and the police or firemen would find dildos and other toys laying out in the open.

I can walk around the house naked, I get to put porn on the big screen tvs ,and best of all , I turn myself into an anal slut ... If you are married, do you enjoy any kind of private time anymore where you can feel totally uninhibbited?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I finally coaxed my wife into sharing my love for anal play.

You have to remember that shes the "very religious" type that always quoted a bible verse saying "not to use the body for unnatural purposes." ... Maybe if I get her to watch the "bend over boyfriend" movie, focussing on the "educating" first half of the video, that might help her comfort level. ... Anyone have any other ideas or tips for helping her comfort level grow?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

We understand that the man enjoys the physical sensations of getting his ass fucked, but what do the women enjoy?

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

I'm all for bagging it during intercourse (for obvious reasons), but what's the point of getting a blow job if you can barely feel anything through the latex?

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· Em & Lo (emandlo.com)

Y kept a list of her own sexual exploits ... On the facsimile, they found 40+ names of boys ... each with an abbreviation after it, such as:

H.I.O. (had it off)
L.O. (licked out)
H.J. (hand job)
S.C. (sucked cock)

... my friend was able to decipher every last one of the blighters except one, which to this day, more than ten years later, eludes her. So my question to you is: On a list of abbreviations for sexual acts, what would S.E. stand for?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

My wife does almost everything, like swallowing my come and letting me come all over her face. But my ultimate fantasy she doesn't allow - either MFM or else a bukkake on her with five or six guys.

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· Women - Esquire (esquire.com)

Every once in a while, after I've had sex with my girlfriend, my pipes will hurt. It's kind of like blue balls, but that doesn't make sense. Is there something wrong with me?

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Hello just to briefly describe my situation I lucked out and managed to move in to a three-bedroom apartment with two MODELS ... They're both freaks and believe in friends with benefits ... How can I approach my roommate about being fuck buddies?

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· Dategirl: (seattleweekly.com)

"Hey, I know we're just friends, but just in case that changes, you should know I have herpes" doesn't really work for me.

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· In & Out (timeout.com)

Help! I am 22 years old and a virgin ... Since you are a woman and you also know about sex, can you tell me how to find my girlfriend's hole without messing up or putting it in the wrong one?

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