Photoplay: Marco Banderas Is One Fortunate Gardener

Digital Playground's "Deeper 6" is the logical sequel to "Being There", with Marco Banderas succeeding Peter Sellers as the luckiest gardener alive.

Join us after the gap for Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla, Banderas, Scott Nails, someone named Fiona, and the sexiest nursing bra ever.

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Banderas is the gardener for two adjacent homes occupied by spicy brunettes. While his voyeuristic efforts are foiled by bride-to-be Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla, clearly a Univision game show spokesmodel, offers a consolation prize.

Bitoni and her intended share a few moments away from the watchful gaze of the gardener.

We don't know why there are nipple holes in Bitoni's bra. Moths? Shotgun wedding?

We don't even know why Mikayla put on the mask when she went inside. We always don masks when we go outside, to aid in our crimefighting efforts.

Clearly Mikayla is not Fiona. Perhaps she blocked out Banderas' groinal tattoo to avoid heartbreak. Just another example of why relationships between gentry and manual labor are doomed to sadness.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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