Oil Conservation Porn of the Moment: “Gluteus Maximass”

It is a risk to describe Alexis Texas on the cover of this callipygian smorgasbord as "corn-fed", but our thesaurus is broken and you need to respect the way we feel.

Of greater interest, though, is the fact that Ms. Texas is meticulously oiled from the thong down to the top of her thighs, and no more. If the past six years of military buildup has otherwise been of dubious effectiveness, at least it has provided us with SmartLube^TM technology.

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive