Vibrator Of The Year May Lack A Certain Buzz

August 17, 2007
DASHIELL

We were not even aware that there was such thing as the Vibrator of the Year award, but the mysteriously named PriveCo Inc., has apparently been giving out this honor for some time and has now bestowed the 2007 crown upon something called the Tongue Dinger. At least one group of ladies we know was not impressed by this selection since, while the Dinger does technically vibrate, the Tongue is not included, which sort of defeats the whole purpose of having a battery-operated helper in the first place. We're sure that everyone out there has their own personal favorites, so we won't argue over the choices. Plus, we're still doing our own research on the matter and until the holiday shopping season begins the matter is far from closed.