Flashbot Fleshback: We’ll Always Be 18 At Heart

So what did we learn this week?

· Vanessa Minnillio has no more secrets to hide, except for the one that explains what she sees in Nick Lachey.
· Jenna Jameson will never leave you alone and for that we're quite grateful.
· We want to see the world through Dana DeArmond's eyes, as long as she avoids get anything sticky in them.
· Meet the new Jesse Jane, same as the old Jesse Jane, just more symmetrical.
· We love it when Savanna Samson does that thing she does with her mouth.
· Some legends never die, they just run out of batteries.
· So you still think every porn "teen" is really under 20? Now who's the gullible one?
· Remember, the one good thing about the government's war on porn is that our government is too comically efficient to ever win the damn thing.