Photoplay: Supercore’s “Backroads”

It's important to remember that, no matter how delicious we might find them, both Audrey Hollander and Mika Tan were crafted in some top-secret subterranean lab to point their asses at the viewer no matter where the viewer is located, sort of like the way the eyes of Jesus follow us from the mantle of our Bogue Chitto memere's house, but with asses.

Observe their skill after the gap.

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I guess the theory breaks down pretty quickly because Audrey doesn't do that ass thing at all. In fact, Audrey doesn't even feel the need to smile. She does not have that people-pleasing need Mika learned from U.S. servicemen in her native Guam.

So what ties these two together now that our thesis is in tatters?

Well, we want to do wonderful, horrible things to them both, smile or no, underpants or no.

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