“The Spiced Up Girls” Wanna Be Your Lovers

Like most of you (we hope), we sort of don't give a rat's ass about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour this December. We are interested, however, in all the ways the adult industry will be responding to the pop culture hype in the months ahead—and the juggernaut has already begun with Private's annoucement today that they will be releasing Euro production team Moire Candy's "The Spiced Up Girls":

The six scene movie gives a new meaning to the catchphrase Girl Power! Entitled 'Pussy Power!' the movie will see Private's versions of Posh, Ginger, Scary & Sporty but these girls can do a lot more than sing. Baby Spice will be played by Private's brand new contract girl Rose ... 'The Spiced-Up Girls' will be great pastiches of the girls, not only will they sing, 'The Spiced Up Girls' will also do anal! We feel that this concept is a sure fire winner for sales as we generate noise not only around our beautiful five some, but also the movie and the pop song in a way that only Private can produce."

Somehow, Victoria Beckham's whole reality show career just got even less interesting.

· Moire Candy Blog @ Private Media (private.com)