Cisco Adler Has Big Balls

We know that headline is already common knowledge by this point, but we'd be doing a disservice to both celebrity testicle fans everywhere as well as scholars of outsize male genitalia as yet unborn if we didn't have something in our archives about this photo of erstwhile Mischa Barton companion Cisco Adler, which has been making the blog rounds over the past week and which is, like, totally Paris Hilton's fault (isn't everything?): "'Paris' shit got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there," he said with a sly snigger. "That's Paris Hilton to you!'" Not that he has anything to be ashamed of, mind you—unless it's alienating those remaining Atkins carbophobes for whom more potatoes than meat might be not such a good thing.

· Cisco Adler Nude (twogirlsandagay.blogspot.com)
· "Ball-ywood" (NY Observer)