Arpad Miklos Needs A Hug

We know you're probably used to hearing more about our baser instincts around here instead of ... you know, our feelings and stuff. But we're honestly bummed out this week thinking about our long-time crush object Arpad Miklos, who recently posted a lengthy eulogy on his BigMuscle profile about a romance gone sour: "This sweet guy mentioned above is my ex by now. I unconditionally loved and adored him. He unexpectedly dumped me saying 'he had issues with himself that he needed to work on'. Like he said he deeply cared for me, on the contrary he hasn't been willing to talk to me since the breakup (4 weeks now), knowing that he hurt me, broke my heart and made me suffer for nothing that is my fault ... " Judging from the few times we've met him, Arpad is a genuinely nice guy, and it sucks that he's feeling badly about the way things turned out. Arpad, if you're reading this, know that you can totally call us if you need anything: someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, a friendly back rub, a pair of hands working their way down your perfectly defined, furry chest towards your rock hard abs and ... well, uh, just call us, OK? 'Cause we care.

· Arpad Miklos on BigMuscle (bigmuscle.com, via We, Like Sheep - thanks Joe)

Previously: Arpad Miklos Fans, Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Hungarian Gay Porn, But Were Afraid To Pronounce, Chi Chi LaRue's "When Bears Attack", HairyBoyz.com, DVD: "Manhunt"