DVD: Mustang Loads Up The “Bunker”

So far, the biggest argument against fully integrating gays into the military is that openly gay soldiers will somehow destroy morale in the barracks. Which is pretty stupid, since if there's anything we've learned from porn is that male-on-male action makes everything more intense ... including, presumably, morale. After all, how could your spirits flag when you have such slurpilicous platoon mates like Brad Rock, Trey Casteel, Ken Browning, and Ivan Andros watching your back?

The standard marching orders for the troops in Mustang's new "Bunker" are pretty much what you'd expect, and involve Brad Rock demanding service from two of his fellow bunkmates to help sure his insomnia (hey, works for us), and Ivan Andros teaming up with newbie Trojan Rock (seriously, that's his name), for a camouflage-clad fuckfest. But of anyone deserves to be decorated for meritorious service, it would be Fleshbot fave Trey Casteel, who demonstrates the fine art of submission to commanding officer Ken Browning and manages to ignite one of the biggest explosions we've seen on film since the end of "Apocalypse Now". Sir, yes sir!

· Mustang's "Bunker" (previews @ falconentertainment.com)