“The Callgirl of Cthulhu”

Since yesterday's elf sex links proved to be so popular, we're trying to unearth more "Lord of the Rings"-inspired porn for you to enjoy. In the meantime, if your Tolkien obsession spills over into Lovecraftian territory, can we offer you seven-foot-tall urethane-tentacled fantasy figure instead?

"The Callgirl of Cthulhu" (Hot Box Designs - thanks Justin)