Oh, The Places You’ll Go

As native New Yorkers, we tend to have the annoying habit of dividing the world into "Manhattan" and "everywhere else"--but now that the boys at Fantastic Mag have supplied us with these handy geography lessons, we should have no more problems keeping exotic locales like New Jersey and Oklahoma straight in our heads from now on. (Though we do have to say that there seems to be an awful lot of hairless white boys with pretty armpits out there beyond the Hudson. How are we supposed to keep track of them all?) (fantasticsmag.com - thanks Lou)