Spore Creature Creator Brings Out The Horny Twelve Year Old In All Of Us

With the official release of the Spore Creature Creator this week in anticipation of the launch of the much-hyped Spore "massively single-player online game" in September, we have seen the future of video games ... and it's a bizarre-looking creature running around with a really big wang. Or maybe it's just a really big wang with feet. Or maybe a really big wang surrounded by a bunch of smaller wangs. Really, what else did you expect the future would look like? (Click on thumbnail for videos.)

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· Spore Penis Monster (via adamfrucci.tumblr.com - thanks Blakeley)

· Spore Penisman

· Spore Dick Creature