David Beckham Squeezes Into Emporio Armani

Amateur straight guys and pseudo frat dudes and naked sports jocks and fresh-faced porn models may come and go ... but David Beckham in his underwear is forever. (Or at least until he takes them off; maybe someday we'll get to see what that looks like too.) Click thumbnail for more.

(David Beckham for Emporio Armani advertising campaign; photos by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott courtesy Splash News)