Michael Phelps’ Bulge: A Look Back

While some folks are just now discovering those (possibly enhanced) photos of Michael Phelps showing off the aerodynamic properties of the new Speedo LZR Racer at its launch event last February, we here at Fleshbot have always had a patriotic interest not only in the stunning verticality of his junk but in the way it competes for our attention with that Olympics ring-festooned pubic bone of his as well. (There's a reason it was mentioned in the New York Times last week, you know.) See a couple more reasons why he's making us proud to be American after the jump.. . .