Breaking: Kevin Spacey Is Definitely Straight

At last, we have incontrovertible proof that actor Kevin Spacey is absolutely, undeniably, one hundred per cent heterosexualist: in these photos taken at a Croatian nightclub last weekend, we can plainly see La Spacey Mr. Spacey with a can of regular Coke sitting on the table in front of him. Not Diet Coke, mind you, nor Coke Zero nor any of their Croatian equivalents—but regular, ordinary, sugar-laden, waistline-ruining Coke. If you can't see it, look closer: that guy's naked ass in the center of the photo that K.S. has his fingers all up in might be blocking the view. But it's just over there on the right. (JustJared.Buzznet.com)