Puns Fly During Bust Of Steve Cruz’ “Blue Movie”

September 24, 2008
STURTLE

Remember that Steve Cruz/Leif Gobo blue movie called, uh, "Blue Movie"? Apparently, the cast were minding their own business having hot, sweaty pigsex in a Los Angeles warehouse during a shoot earlier this week when the police came by and busted the whole operation. Unlike most gay porn scenarios, said police were not willing to bend the rules just this once as they patted their bulging crotches and stroked their long, hard nightsticks before joining the fun; instead the shoot was cut short, leaving Dillon Buck and Colton Steele with very blue balls indeed. Steve and the Falcon gang smell a rat and claim that the officers seemed to have really specific information about the folks onsite, which would indicate that the tip-off came from a rival company. Either way, we suggest they milk the incident for all the publicity it's worth--though we have a feeling that's a tip-off they knew about already.