Sneaking Up On TheSneakyOne

So when was the last time we featured a heterosexual, twinkish, tattooed Asian rocker in our "Today in Masturbation" segment? Maybe never! However, we love TheSneakyOne's screenname. We also love that he hates boring, quiet sex. And now that we know he's turned off by all things Abercrombie/Hollister...well, where do we sign up? Oh, right. The straight thing. Well we can still look, can't we? Check it after the jump.. . .
•"Blue" (+ TheSneakyOne's profile @ Xtube.com)