Peter Punk Takes HomoPunk to Provence… Punk.

Homopunk's Peter Punk has returned to the DIY porn site, in a barrage of exclamation points the likes of which we haven't seen since Diesel Washington's blog. Pictured here in the Spring 2008 Uniqlo t-shirt campaign shot by Matt Irwin, Peter has invariably been spending his time acting fashiony somewhere in France until finally, he decided, it was time to masturbate.

One plane ticket for the cyberpunk camera crew later and Peter was tanned down, greased up, and cavorting poolside in sunglasses like a Bret Easton Ellis character on acid. Referring to Peter as the "superhung Cheshire lion", HP sets the scene. "Peter was working like a slave in a nudist ranch in the south of France. I visited him for a week-end, which turned into a photo/video marathon! DON'T MISS THE SUPER CREAMY VIDEO! (as good as Risotto!)" With a strange culinary description like that, and a backstory for the ages, how can we resist?