Which One Of These Guys Is Blanche, And Which Is Sophia?

December 3, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

While watching "Golden Girls" reruns at 3 a.m., we got to thinking about how gays are always comparing themselves to characters from the show. "I'm a Blanche," says your slutty best friend, while your bitchy mate who likes to order everyone around will always identify as Sophia. Well, if gay men really were just like that show, we think it'd look a little bit more like this clip. Not that the leather men starring in it are senior citizens (or as funny as Betty White)—but if you put four old queens in a house together with nothing to do, you know they'd just put on elaborate outfits and fuck. So, gentlemen, thank you for being our friends—and for posting your sex life on the XTube. We'll see you on the lanai for a smoke afterwards.