Santa Claus Is Cumming To Porn

Thanksgiving is barely over, the Rockefeller Center tree hasn't even been lit, and already Santa is all over the internet getting his dirty porn on. First we found this rather sinister-looking clip of a guy in a Claus hat and beard playing with his sack full of toys. Then, thanks to Banana Guide, we found a funny commercial starring our favorite bear from the North Pole. At this rate, it's going to be really hard not to be naughty before St. Nick comes down our chimney and stuffs our stocking.

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· Santa's Horny (xtube.com)
· Sextoy Store Ad...Hilarious (xtube.com)