Did They Eat Asshole in “The Breakfast Club?”

December 10, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

The '80s were a pretty shitty time to be gay, what with the pressure to stay in the closet and the oncoming AIDS epidemic, but it was a great time for movies, music, and porn. The decade brought gay icon Madonna, the gayest movie ever "Top Gun," and this fantastic video clip that really epitomizes blue movies of the era: boys plucked and preened within an inch of their lives lying around the pool and having a dirty time before condoms became a necessity. Just like Molly Ringwald putting on her lipstick with her tits—no matter how many times we watch it, it never gets old.