Gays In The Military Know How To Work Their Guns

We just heard the good news that Colin Powell thinks the government should rethink "don't ask, don't tell," and we're celebrating in a way Sgt. Powell would be proud of: with biracial, military gay porn!

But, as stupid as we think "don't ask, don't tell" is, maybe we should wait until the war in Iraq is over before repealing it. If the soldiers are still over there, life will look just like this clip! Imagine a place full of open homos who are the only available sexual outlet for a troop of hunky 21 year olds from Tuskaloosa, Tenn. The gays would never want to leave, and then we'd be stuck in that intractable war for decades. So let's just keep these foxhole trysts a fantasy for right now, okay?

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· Don't Ask, Don't Tell (gaywatch.com)