Please, Please, Please Say This Isn’t Clay Aiken’s Next Career Move

You know how whenever the rejects are kicked off of "American Idol" they're always saying they'll be famous some day? Well, Zachary Travis went and made sure of it: by doing gay porn!

The Sword points out that the wannabe reality star auditioned in heels and was called "confused" by talking bad haircut Simon Cowell, and now he's starring in dirty movies as sexy twink Kirk Cummings. He's made movies for Falcon, Channel 1, and Hot House and now—just to twist the screws to Paula and company—he has a single out called "Badass." We bet it sells more copies than the latest Ruben Studdard disc. It just goes to show you: the same hunger for fame and attention that propels people to try out for reality shows gets them to fuck in front of the camera. We like Kirk a lot, but shouldn't his porn name really have been William Hung?

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· American Idol Transtions...To Porn Star (thesword.com)
·Kirk Cumming's Debut Single "Badass" (youtube.com)