Build Your Guns the Old Fashioned Way, By Rubbing Your Rifle

These days everyone has some retarded fitness bullshit to get you buff. If it's not kettle balls or Muscle Milk it's some other high-tech nonsense. What ever happened to building muscle stroking your dick?

That's certainly the way Tom_Power777 does it. He jerks off with such speed an intensity that it is an aerobic activity. Just think of all the calories you'll burn and the fun you'll have. And you look a whole lot better doing it than riding the Gazelle in your living room. Don't believe us, look at the arms on Major Tom! He's even so happy with his regimen that he gives the cutest little flex for the camera after he cums. Now this is a fitness guru whose exercise tapes we'll watch over and over.

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