Does Fucking in a Twin Bed Make You a Pedophile?

We're pretty sure it doesn't, but when a daddy takes on a younger twink in a room that looks like it has Zack Efron posters on the wall, it is a little creepy.

Just look at these two for example. The wallpaper and the bed make it look like the set of "Old Uncle Jack Fucks Barely Legal Teens Part 14: Badly Decorated Bedrooms." But who are we to stop two nice fellas from having a good time, as long as they're (barely) legal. What's even worse is the cramped quarters of a twin bed. Aside from trying to get fucked on the cramped cot of the bathhouse on a Friday night "adventure," we haven't messed with that since college. No wonder these two are religated to only one position. Maybe this little boy needs to be taught what it's like to graduate to a queen size.

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