Everyone Is Having Fun in a Sling But Us

It's our New Year's resolution to fuck in a sling and so far, no luck. We even went to the bathhouse last weekend, and there wasn't one! Now these bears rub it in.

What assholes, but they sure look like they're having a good time. These three bears aren't in the woods, but in some sort of playroom, and they are much better at sharing than the 5 year-olds in a daycare playroom. They take turns pounding away at the bottom and stuffing his mouth (a feat which is extremely convenient when he's dangling from the ceiling like a houseplant in a macrame planter) until he ends all the fun by getting off. Sure the camera is a little shitty, but we'd even deal with some crappy camera work to get our ass swinging four feet above the ground.

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·Three Way Group Scene, Me in a Sling (xtube.com)