“Pirates Booty” Sets Sail on the Horny Seas

Is it Gay CGI Porn Awareness Week or something? Just when we first mentioned it, all this pixelated porn is coming out of the woodwork. "Pirates Booty" will be the title we dreamed about.

Monday we hoped there would be hardcore gay animated smut, Wednesday we found a clip of it online, and today Adult Source Media announced it's first gay animated movie, "Pirates Booty," will shiver our timbers this May. If it starred John Cusack, we'd call it "Serendipity" (cause he was in a bad movie called......oh nevermind).

ASM claims this is the first full-length gay hardcore animated title (Queer Me Now begs to differ) and studio honcho Wendy Crawford tells XBiz, "We have now bridged the gap between the gay market and animated market. Fans of our gay titles have asked, and 'Pirate's Booty' delivers."

The movie already has a website with a huge photo gallery, scene breakdown, and a plot summary (something about captain Jack Swallows and being possessed by a spirit and plundered). Well, we already have on our eyepatch and are saying "Aye, matey," waiting for the DVD to wash ashore in our inbox.

·"Pirates Booty" (piratesbootyxxx.com)