Don’t Worry, Ladies and Gentlemen, He’s 18

March 13, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

How come when there's "barely legal" twink porn, the boys are always these blond, emaciated waifs? Well, we're glad that Joe Montana's kid looks like he eats and goes to the gym.

Yes, this is Nate Montana-no relation to Hannah, but he is the son of former football player Joe (yeah, we had to look him up too). His dad was quite the looker back in the day, and Nate has certainly inherited his father's genes. Here are some pics of the family on vacation, where Nate even tosses the pig skin in the water with his dad, who doesn't look too shabby for a washed up gridiron god. Yes, Nate is still a teenager, and he still looks young, but get him on your radar now, cause in 5 years he'll probably be in pro sports, grown into his looks a bit, and will be the hottest thing to happen to football since the infield fly rule (that's footballl, right?).