All Yesterday’s “Pussy Party”s

We wouldn't lie to you because we love you, Baby, so believe us when we tell you that one of the few games in town where porn performers really become inspired is a "Pussy Party". This is for several reasons, one of which is that a "Pussy Party" is an all-day affair with more time than usual allotted for our nation's porn ladies to forget there's a bunch of people standing around with clipboards and cameras.

A Best Of compilation from 2004 and 2005 has been released, featuring the likes of Penny Flame (pictured), the lamented Kami Andrews, and Trina Michaels, as well as dozens of others. Join us after the gap for those halcyon, sweaty times.

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Back in those days, each "Pussy Party" began with a masturbation scene. Now that segment comes at the end of the day. "The girls tend to need it more at that point," Stevie explained.

"Porn has made me secure about my big pussy lips," the lamented Kami Andrews said. "I used to think they were like a little penis."

Performers are encouraged to use available space.

I have heard women say that their affection for their Hitachi Magic Wands makes them want to enfold and encircle them.

A perfectionist, Stevie moves in to tweak an element of the scene.

Such were the times in 2004 that when Trina Michaels squirted, the room erupted in applause. These days when people squirt, hardly anyone pays attention. It's sad.

Joy and relief, a great rack and great teeth. California. I don't even know who this person is, but she'd look a lot better on the state flag than that bear.

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