Porn Valley Dispatch: The Boobs of Marco Banderas

Omnipresent and affable porn hombre Marco Banderas is getting ready to launch his website. His website, do you get it? Yet the horrible, objectifying double standard of the porno-industrial complex requires that the noble Spaniard Photoshop himself smaller in his own promo material, making him look tiny in comparison to Trina Michaels' world-consuming breasts. We grant you that Michaels' breasts are delightfully large affairs, but the boobage dwarves the guy who owns the domain name. Sad, really, but boobs are boobs.

Banderas' website will feature his adventures with the likes of Michaels, Eva Angelina, Regan Reese, and dozens of others.

· Marco Banderas (marcobanderasxxx.com)