Flesh Flicks: Whatever Floats Your Boat

Look, it's a proven fact that guys who own speed boats get laid. We don't know if it's the rumble of the motor, the smell of gasoline, or the wobbly sea legs, but you get a chick out on the water and open up the throttle and the rest isn't even a challenge. Plus, there's the added excitement of doing it in choppy waves—it's like a giant outdoor waterbed! So why take Sophie Moone out on your cruiser only to drop her off on the rocky shores for the big finale? It seems a bit counterintuitive to us, but then we've never owned anything bigger than a dinghy ... come to think of it, that's probably why Sophie never returns our MySpace messages.

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· "Sophie Moone gets fucked by a guy" (haporn.com)

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