Katja Kassin In The Territories

You will agree that some strip clubs suck. They are soulless, antiseptic places. But we have a good feeling about Rancho Cordova's Gold Club Centerfolds, in a section of unincorporated land near Sacramento. It has a Schrödingerian quality of unlimited potential. And who better to grace such a stage than oiled Land Mädel Katja Kassin, which she will from tonight through Saturday?

"Only my rigid sense of Right can bring order to the hinterlands," Fraulein Badonkadonk did not say.

· Gold Club Centerfolds (goldclubcenterfolds.com)

· Katja Kassin (clubkatja.com)