Sex Blog Roundup: New Tricks

October 12, 2007
JONNO

It's not the same-old in-and-out anymore: perusing some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week, we find that everyone is learning new tricks these days. One submissive woman is hauled off to a swingers' club, while another considers training as an anal slut at the expense of her green-eyed pussy. Married couples infuse sex into daily chores and appreciate the end of an unintended hiatus from their honeys. And meanwhile, the single kids seek out lap dances with smelly strippers and bisexual gals. (Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.)

It's New And Improved With Extra Added Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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What An Asshole!

He teased my asshole for quite some time, just gliding his finger over it as he sucked on my breasts, then I felt the finger enter, a little, then a little more. It felt good, definitely, but different that I had remembered (mind you the other experiences I was totally loaded on booze, possibly coke, not sober as I was tonight). I could feel him move his fingers around, it was definitely a different feeling than the same thing inside my pussy, as he probed I got incredibly, incredibly wet, but at the same time was still unused to the movement going on in my bottom.

- Sub Nouveau

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A New Client and Jimmy Loves!

We continue to talk about what she wants and what I expect. She is very liberal and wants to explore her exhibitionist side. I explain all my fees and she isn't bothered in the slightest. She pulls out her billfold and indiscreetly counts out the cash. All Ben Franklins. She slides it to me and I thank her as I put it in my back pocket. She reaches down as I am leaning over to put the money in my pocket. She slides her hand up my leg and says, " I can't wait to see what kinda package you have" I smile, and tell her I can show her right now if she likes.

- Gentleman Gigolo

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Breaking the Fast

Once we'd both had enough time to wake up we headed to the bedroom. When we got naked and started kissing I went from zero to horny in about 3 seconds flat.
I laid there and enjoyed the attention for a while. He kissed me in all my favorite places while his fingers traced patterns on my clit. It didn't take long before all the stress of the week was completely forgotten and I was my old dirty filthy self again.
"I think maybe I should suck your cock now," I said after a while.

- Dirty, Filthy, Princess

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Break

He tries to get an even coat of stain spread. His stereo is blasting out his classic rock. She walks through the door and smiles. She doesn't say a thing, just drops to her knees and unzips his fly and pulls his cock out of his pants. Her tongue flickers over the his limp cock head. He feels the blood rushing to the head of his cock. Her mouth opens and pulls his cock deep in her mouth. His head rolls back and he begins to moan. He reaches for one of her full breasts. She pulls back. His cock now buried deep within her throat. A sloppy wet blowjob, nothing better than this, he thinks to himself. Her tongue running circles around his cock while sucking him deeper in her mouth. The warm and wet feeling of her mouth wrapped around him is awesome.

- Kitty's Tiger

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Display

I stuck to Mr Stern just as closely this time as I had the first time, using his body to shield mine from prying eyes and allow me the freedom of not having to decide where to go or who to interact with. He wandered, pronounced his dissatisfaction with the amount of activity going on, and finally settled on a couch in front of a flat screen TV showing the requisite porn.
"Down."
He pointed at the floor next to his right knee and I knelt beside him. Because Paradise is not explicitly kinky, kneeling next to him set me to wondering what others would think. Do sexually adventurous people understand the peccadilloes of kinky people? Are they aware of what me kneeling beside him symbolized? Do they care?

- Journey Into Submission

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My Strip Club Adventure, or, Stage 1 of My Super-Clever Plan to Infiltrate the Lesbian Community

It started off as a joke. "Hey, let's me and you go to a strip club." We laughed and laughed. Drunken and heterosexual Lozo and drunken and bisexual Riese meeting up and going to look at naked girls all night. Ha. What a funny idea.
I have a theory. It's that you should always say what's on your mind. Like jokes. I have a lot of killer one-liners and clever quips. But sometimes what I throw out there bombs. But I throw everything out there. You have to see what sticks.
Turns out, titties and bisexuals was something that stuck.

- Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?

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Thumbnail via House Of Gord (TGP/preview gallery @ bdsmrage.com, via Ask Jolene)

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