A look at our week that was ...
· O, Malabimba, they don't call you a malicious whore for nothing ...
· ... even if we always thought that Emmanuelle was the naughty one. (Maybe she's just not as mean about it.)
· If this is what passes for sex on TV, we'll stick to those 25-cent booths instead of premium cable.
· Tyra Banks still has a thing or two to learn about porn. But we still don't know anything about modeling, so we guess we're even.
· Someday we'll all be fucking robots.
· But not on YouTube, of course. ( Criminal right wing art thugs they're totally cool with, however.)
· Tom Ford showed us what ass smells like. If it came in a bottle, everyone would want some! (Oh wait, it does already.)
· Remember, if you can dream it, you can do it! Or at least fap to it.