Darestars: America’s First Really Confusing Naked Talent Search

We have to admire the pluckiness of the nekkid performers at the curious paysite-cum-exhibitionist showcase Darestars, even if we're not sure exactly what it is they're supposed to be doing. Ostensibly, they're competing in some sort of nudie talent search for a "major cable network" project (while trying to get you to part with your subscription dollars of course), but despite all those saucy tag clouds and bouncing boobs and jiggly boy-bits they're not actually, you know, doing anything as far as we can tell. Is it porn or performance art? Still, we like to think we at least have plenty of experience telling a good girl-on-trampoline routine from a bad whipped cream lickfest, and we'd be happy to offer the producers our considerable wisdom regarding nude amateur performances of all kinds if only they'd ask us. We may not know much about art, but we know what we like.

· Darestars: America's First Naked Talent Search (preview video + images @ darestars.com)