Dysfunct’s Fake Amateur Facials

The newish cottage industry by the Phun.org forum member who goes by the handle Dysfunct presents us with a bit of a dilemma. Sure, we have no problem when people take it upon themselves to cover the faces of celebrities with dripping ropes of gonad goo via the magic of Photoshop—they are, after all, public figures, and Angelina Jolie's right to not have people virtually splooge on her pretty much stops as soon as she walks out of her house—but when the subjects of all those faux ejaculations are otherwise innocent and unsuspecting ex-girlfriends and amateur babes, things start to get a little creepy.

Then again, if we thought it was that creepy, we probably wouldn't be so into the whole fake celebrity facial thing to begin with. So we might as well click on an ad banner or two when we visit his site so he can continue to provide such a valuable service (did we mention he takes commissions too?) After all, if that Vermeer guy could paint the chick with the pearl earring, what's wrong with making her a necklace to match?

· Amateur Shopped Facials Thread (forum.phun.org - thanks Sam!)

· Faux Amateurs: Making Sluts Sluttier (fauxamatuers.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial