Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Monica Mayhem Goes on Stripabout

The demands placed on today's peeling professional are, we'd venture, greater than those of her/or his burlesque forebears. Monica Mayhem, the fine-tooled, machine-crafted and athletic grinding machine from Down Under, is the quintessential millennial stripper: she's hard, dangerously sexy, and is possessed of the power to make $10 bills fly from your teeth. She will be at San Francisco's Crazy Horse on Market Street tonight and tomorrow.

We don't know which hair color Mayhem will be sporting at her shows - maybe it will be both! - so if you go, please let us know.

· Monica Mayhem (monicamayhemxxx.com)
· Crazy Horse (CrazyHorsw-sf.com)
· Monica Mayhem adjusting - just because (gramponante.com)