Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Electrical Silicone Cock Ring Set

We feel that our recent experimentation with electrical things has followed a pattern only identifiable in retrospect: first, we used technology to improve on existing technology, then we used DC instead of AC for purely aesthetic purposes, then we zapped our balls.
Read about the Electrical Silicone Cock Ring Set after the gap.

Speaking of clarity through perspective, it seems like history will reveal that a lot of novel ideas eventually wound up draped around someone's nads. What might Betsy Ross have done with the flagpole? Did the team that invented the Saturn V rocket use figure models? Did the guy who came up with Marmite ever stick his cock in it? We have no doubt that the minds behind transcutaneal nerve stimulation (TENS) hardware devoted at least some thought to peen electrification.

It is mistakenly believed that the cock ring is shaft-centric, when in fact it can also be used (and is primarily used) at the base of the testicles. So imagine first a thin ring around that area and then imagine shooting some voltage through it. It is understandable that this might make otherwise sexually adventurous people throw up, but for electrosex adherents it's a no-brainer.

We sent a willing couple home with this set, which included electrodes and two rings. The TENS controller is sold separately.

Our subjects, a gay couple who described themselves as "pretty vanilla", were at first apprehensive (and had in fact contacted us about another product) but, upon first trying out the electrified cock ring on a wrist, determined that with one person controlling the stimulation, it would be like "a blowjob from a robot."

What was surprising to us was that a couple wanted to try this product rather than an individual, but our subjects couldn't imagine it any other way, especially afterward.

"'Electricity' really underlines the word 'Control'," Subject A said (it was Subject A at the controls).

"He's also the one who's obsessive about the dishes," Subject B pointed out.

The verdict came back that the combination of the humming stimulation, the control thereof by a loving partner, and the "weirdness" of the process was intensely gratifying.

"Is flesh to flesh contact now out of the question?" we asked, fearing that electrosex equipment would be to skin-on-skin interactions what Terminators will be to humans.

"No," Subject B (hair not sticking on end) said, "but this might be a birthdays-only-type thing (for him, not me)."

· Buy the Electrical Silicone Cock Ring Set (extremerestraints.com)

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