“Porn Queen” Says No To Throat Polyps, Lemonade Fountains, And Aerosol Custard

It may pander to some of the most insidious stereotypes about the adult industry (not all porn agents wear cheesy tropical print shirts, you know), but we have to give props to the folks behind this short film for providing us with an entire symphony's worth of rusty trombone-style sex terms to toss around. We may never have heard of many of them, but you can be sure that we'll be looking for a willing partner to butter some cabbage with just as soon as we can.

· Mouthpieces: "Porn Queen" by koochew (funnyordie.com - thanks Alex)