Flesh Flicks: Eva Angelina Is Not Fooling Around

October 29, 2007
DASHIELL

While thinking about the fact that an Eva Angelina anal scene is still cause for celebration (yes, these are the things we spend our day contemplating) it made it hard for us to, um ... swallow the premise of this clip. She's obviously been in enough non-anal situations to know that when two "filmmakers" pick you up at an intersection and invite you back to their "studio," it's not so you can hear more about their "documentary." And how does Julian not recognize that the woman trying to sell him a condo is actually the star of Big Wet Asses #12? Are we supposed to believe that he hasn't seen any of the first 11 volumes? We're all for the suspension of disbelief, but some days it's like these porn kids aren't even trying. Or maybe—like you're about to do—they just want to skip over the introduction and get right to the good stuff.