Photoplay: “Paris & Nicole Go To Jail”

Our first objective when watching this ripped-from-the-headlines movie (shot on June 28 during that heady Everyone Is Going To Jail period this summer) was to make sure that producer Venom Digital hadn't slapped a pair of sunglasses on Sindee Jennings, told her that she was no longer shooting "Dirtsquirt Gapeshakes" but instead "Paris & Nicole Go to Jail", and made yet another in-name-only porn knockoff. Because we are concerned with the adult industry's continued credibility.

We are happy to report, however, that a semblance of verisimilitude is maintained throughout the movie, and that even some prop sherriff's badges were appropriated for use in the inevitable cavity search scene. More after the jump.

Paris straightens things out with the warden (Lee Stone, under there).

Bondage with penetration. That's hot.

Kelly Wells goes on "special detail" with guard Sascha.

Nicole learns that, in prison, all love is real.

It must be some sort of agricultural prison the girls find themselves in, but whatever. There is no resolution in this movie beyond the convicts' gradual acceptance of their new roles. One can only hope that, unlike that of Jean Valjean, their prison experience hasn't resulted in bitterness and a rejection of God.

We would be lying if we said that Jennings and Addams remind us of Paris and Nicole in the slightest, but that's good.

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Previously: Photoplay Archive