Flesh Flicks: Pilfered MILFs

Yes, MILFs are everywhere. However, we're noticing another trend that seems to go hand-in-hand with the rise of middle-aged female predators, but is much more disturbing — TSDPTBSRTIOTBMs. That's "Thirty-Something Dudes Pretending To Be Semi-Retarded Teenagers In Order To Bang MILFs." We're guessing the actual age difference between the two protagonists in this backyard play is somewhere in the single digits, but somehow this guy is able to parlay a backwards baseball cap and slurred speech into every schoolboy's fantasy come true ... only without the schoolboy. Not to mention the fact that he's taking a gardening job away from an actual high schooler who would gladly rake leaves for minimum wage. Talk about screwing with the fabric of society!

· "horny granny"? (Megarotic)

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